Research

The world, as I found it.

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀄 ( 2022 ) 􀀂􀀛􀀍 ( 07-20 ) 􀀂􀀞􀀖􀀍􀀇 ( 12:25 )

    Wandering updates It’s not widely talked about, but delaying an operating system update for too long is a bit cruel. When left to their own devices they may become restless, wandering the Earth like disembodied spirits, looking for someone to finally offer the peaceful oblivion of Installation. I’m sure the leaders in Ohio didn’t intend it, but this one travelled all the way to Texas. Of course, the consequences could be worse. Image captured in 2022. 𓅓

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀄 ( 2022 ) 􀀂􀀚􀀎 ( 06-30 ) 􀀂􀀞􀀘􀀎􀀊 ( 14:38 )

    Wild purple I wasn’t expecting to write about purple again so soon, but then some of it fell out of the sky. We had a torrential storm, with enough rain that there was a short-lived stream in the back yard. Some of the rain apparently caught purple migrating across the sky and brought it down too, and it all flowed into one place before the water subsided and it settled into a sticky, contiguous patch. Though it is a different organism, it evokes a strangely-colored algal bloom. Like algal blooms, these purple spores can cause interesting and sometimes harmful effects in animals that consume them. Properly processed, however, and unlike any algae that I know of, they can be infused with spirits into a sweet liqueur, which is the main ingredient in a unique cocktail. Purple spore liqueur Gather spores. Submerge the spores in water and allow it to evaporate. Rinse the resulting mass carefully in cold water (don’t let the water break it apart). Pour your spirit of choice into a large container, and add the mass of spores. Start with about one cup of purple and a 750 ml bottle of vodka, and adjust subsequent batches to taste. Infuse for at least four days, shaking vigorously at least once per day. This is necessary for the ethanol in your spirit to kill symbiotic bacteria which are beneficial to the spore but harmful to humans. In my batch, the rain had already gathered the spores and evaporated, which saved me some work. However, it also meant that the mass of spores contained impurities that I couldn’t filter out which made their way into the final cocktail. The result was a moist, earthy, almost mushroom flavor layered on top of the cloying sweetness of the spore. You can see the result in the grayer purple of the drink, as well as the bright green leaves that evaded my filter and ultimately came to float on top. New world monarch cocktail Ingredients: 1.5 oz purple spore liqueur 0.75 oz scotch whisky or mezcal 0.25 oz fresh lemon juice 1 pinch salt1 Preparation: Combine the ingredients into a cocktail shaker, and add ice. Shake vigorously for at least 60 seconds. A long shake time is critical for the proper texture, which should emulsify the oils from the congealed spores and distribute them evenly in the drink. If the drink doesn’t shimmer for about 5 seconds after it is poured, you didn’t shake long enough. Pour into a Nick and Nora glass. Personally, I like the resulting ice crystals that persist for just the first few sips, but some prefer to let the texture stand on its own. You can instead add 0.5 oz of cold water to the drink and freeze it for 45 minutes, and then shake without ice to emulsify before pouring. The very best option is depleted salt – that is, salt from a binding circle after the circle is broken. While modern test kitchens tend to avoid this based on guidelines from the CDC and FDA, my research and personal experience suggest it is perfectly safe. ↩︎ 𓅓

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀄 ( 2022 ) 􀀂􀀘􀀈 ( 04-06 ) 􀀂􀀛 ( 07:00 )

    Witch Hunter, Witch Gatherer Overheard during an astroethnographical research expedition studying a weirding community in Europe. Excerpted from personal notes, previously unpublished. “The ‘original’ social network”. I didn’t need to see the rolling eyes of the adolescent; I could hear the quotation marks in her pronunciation as she erased her map of local ley lines and started again. (An entry for #InvisibleNetworks.) 𓅓

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀄 ( 2022 ) 􀀂􀀗􀀍􀀇 ( 03-25 ) 􀀂􀀟􀀖􀀋 ( 22:09 )

    Feral computer “Wolf computer” also redirects here. A feral computer (also called wild computer) is a computer that has existed isolated from human contact, and so has had little or no experience of human care, behavior, or human language. There are several confirmed cases and other speculative ones. Feral computers may have experienced severe abuse or trauma before being abandoned or running away. They are sometimes the subjects of folklore and legends, typically portrayed as having been raised by animals. In 2021, reports of feral computers and other devices such as smartphones began surfacing. See also: Feral information systems. 𓅓

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀃 ( 2021 ) 􀀂􀀞􀀍􀀉 ( 10-27 ) 􀀂􀀃 ( 00:01 )

    Cactoblastis purpura At first glance, it looks like a standard Opuntia macrocentra, the “purple pricklypear” found throughout the Southwestern United States. This is part of the color’s ingenious survival adaptation, keeping it safe from a tradition of human poachers going back since before recorded history. It actually plants its spores in green cacti, such as Opuntia littoralis, slowly consuming the plant from trunk to spines. As the purple ripens, the sun carries color spores to other plants and the cycle reoccurs. While wind can carry plant spores 2000 kilometers or beyond, solar spore dispersal can reach even further. Australian cactus tamers claim to have lost control of their livestock in the early 20th century, but the truth is that the entire lot was infected by purple from across the Atlantic ocean carried by rays of sunlight. For reasons still not clear to botanozoologists today, the purple-infected plants (and only those) were driven mad in Australia, and before their infection was even visible to the naked eye, they rampaged through farms and homes consuming everything in their path. To defeat the enraged cacti, the Australian government undertook what was at the time the largest bioengineering project in human history, importing three thousand insect eggs from South America and setting them loose on the rioting population. 𓅓

  • 􀀂􀀟􀀍􀀃 ( 2021 ) 􀀂􀀞􀀌􀀊 ( 10-18 ) 􀀂􀀞􀀖􀀏􀀄 ( 12:42 )

    Up The ground may end, but that doesn’t mean that the trail has to. 𓅓

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